Mom-O-Matic
by Red Barron

Mom-o-Matic -- Moms: are you sick and tired of saying the same thing over and over and over again? Let the Mom-o-Matic do the dirty work for you! With six key phrases that you can unleash at any moment, the Mom-o-Matic allows you to keep the peace, draw the line, be good cop and bad cop—all while catching up on some important TV reruns. Ergonomically designed for the "grip of rage," the handsome audio module with speaker fits in the palm of one's hand or—conveniently for parents on-the-go—on your key chain. Being a parent may seem hard—until you've used the Mom-o-Matic! Instruction manuals and batteries included. Use as directed.

4 x 4 x 2 in; 24 pp ; 24 pp booklet, 2-1/2-inch diameter 6-button audio module with key chain, battery included